My favourites

• The best feelings r those that have no words to describe them.

• "Dont attatch yourself to things that you cannot let go in 30 seconds"

• I am the master of my unspoken words,and a slave to those that should have remained ...unspoken.

• I recommend u to take care of yer minutes for the hour's will take care of themselves...Chesterfield letter to his son...

• Forgive ur enemies.....but dont forget their names....

• "Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break...

• When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.

• Everyone can get angry and its easy,but to angry with the right person,at the right moment,with the right purpose,in the right way and to the right extent is not easy.

• Its not important to win a battle...but its necessary to win the war.

• Few moments can make a difference.

• How do you teach your heart it's a crime to fall in love again.

• Dance like no one is watching,Love like u'll never be hurt,Sing like no one is listening,Live like its heaven on earth.

• Nothing is more dangerous den a man. wid nothing to lose...

• Dont walk as if you rule the planet...Walk as if you don't care who rules the planet-- That my friend is Attitude

• A stumble may prevent one from falling.

• And come he slow and come he fast, it is but death who comes at last...

• No1 can be lost on a road that is straight

• Try 2 forget useless things.to remember everything is to make your mind a dustbin.

• Twenty years from now you will be more dissapointed by the things you didnt do then by the ones you did the d0.So throw off the bowliness.Sail away from the harbor.Catch the trade winds in your sails.Explore.Dream.Discover...

• Love creates an"US" without destroyinga"ME".

• Any fool can tell the truth,it takes talent to lie well..

• Sometimes it's hard to love someone because you're so afraid of losing them.

• Only dead see de end of war.....

• Woods are lovely dark and deep,but i have promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep.- Robert Frost

• Do nt expect much 4m others n get disappointed,bt dont disappoint those who expect much 4m u..

• SUgar in ur mouth ...... ice on ur head

• Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way...they leave you alone when you are in crowd &when you are alone they will stand along you like a crowd

• Crying is the easiest thing to do,But the hardest thing to stop.....

• You wanted to be someone,and to be some where,but u end up being someone else and somewhere else!!!this is destiny..

• Always takecare of Two things Words when Spoken, and Hearts when Broken.......

• "Unless its passionate love, its a waste of time.There are too many mediocre thing in life..love shouldnt be one of them.."-Jenifer Aniston.

• When u giv sum1 ur heart...u also giv him power to heart you

• I never a single word from those who agree with me.

• Control ur emotions b4 they control u...

• Never make someone a priority in your life when they ave made you an option in theirs...

• "If you want to do something you have never done before, you have to become someone you have never been before."

• "Lukcy is the man who is the first love of a woman but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man"

Wacky ones

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2. There Are No Stupid Questions…Just Stupid People.

1. w"Girls are like internet domain names...... the one I like are already taken"

1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

1. The most beautiful curve of a person is their smile!!!

1. The gentleman never asks and the lady never tells.

1. "Everyone is dying 4r u but i am still living 4r u.

1. Love teacheas an asses to dance...he he he

1. I was born intelligent,education spoilt me.

1. If your father is poor its your fate,but if yur father-in-law is fate then its our stupidity.

1. By the time you realise your father was right, you already have a son who thinks you are wrong..

1. Its like a thousand spoons wen all u need is a knife...........its like finding ur ideal man and then meeting his beautiful wife.

1. Dont be openminded your brains may fall out.

1. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

1. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

1. Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol....

2. Sometimes when I m in a philosophical mood.I lie awake at night,and ask myself"Where have I gone wrong?"Then a heavenly voice says to me"This is gonna take more than one night.Better u sleep"

1. kids in the rear seat cause accidents....accidents in the rear seat cause kids...

1. Kill a man, and u r the asssasin. Kill millions of men, and u r the conqueror. Kill everyone, and u r the God...

1. ny grl cn b glamorous ..all u ve to do iz to stand still n luk stupid !

1. Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

1. Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

1. The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

1. When two's company, - three's the result!

1. A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where train stops.On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say.......

1. "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working ,the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl.

1. Wat good is a dress if it doesnt inspire someone to take it off?

1. In marriage one person is always right....and the other is husband.

1. A speech should be like a skirt , long enough to cover the SUBJECT and short enough to keep the ENTRUST...

1. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

1. EGOIST - Someone who has more interest in himself than in ME

1. We spend more n more money buying clothes not realizing most enjoyable n blissful moments of life are without clothes....

1. If everything n everyone seems to be coming your way.. then u r in the WRONG LANE!

1. I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served...

1. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

1. Reality is a nice place but i wouldn't lik to live there.

1. I am not weird its judt that everyone else is....

1. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

1. A diplomat is someone who can tell u to go to hell in such a way that u look forward to the journey.

1. Success kiss you in private ,but failure always fuck you in public.

1. Love is height of stupidity u want to do, to impress another stupid.

1. I remember to forget it.

1. Are u always soo stupid, or today is a special occassion :)))

2. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

1. Finally 18,legally allowed to do all those things i hv been doin since i was 1.

1. Gravity is a myth... actually the earth suucckkss!!!!!!shit happens!!!!
   

1. N0 one is listening ...until you make a mistake.

1. Do u believe in love at first sight or should i pass by again.
2. I'm a responsible kid. I'm always held responsible for whatever goes wrong.

1. Do u believe in love at first sight or should i pass by again?

1. I'm a responsible kid. I'm always held responsible for whatever goes wrong.

1. "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."

1. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

1. Everyone is a mortal before the first kiss and the second wine....